I know truck drivers never spread any BS out here so I figured what the heck. Somebody has to do it! This is new to me as well so I'm not sure where I should start. Maybe I could talk about the millions of dollars I made last year driving a company truck or how I won driver of the year for the 10th year in a row. I suppose I could talk about the new sports car the company gave me for doing such a great job. (Anybody beginning to smell a strange odor yet?) Well how about the kids I rescued from a burning bus by myself. There was also a cat I got out of a tree for a little old lady and then helped her across the street.
If anybody believes any of this, let me know because have I got a deal for you on some ocean front property. I'll even throw in a bridge for good measure. All for 3 easy payments of $19.95. Sorry no checks please.
This BS stuff ain't so hard to do. I'm surprised nobody else does it!! After all this thinking I'll need to take a nap. This one brain cell of mine is getting over worked. If anybody thinks of other great things I have done in my lifetime, be sure to let me know. It's hard to keep track of everything. And be very careful where you step around here. Hate to see you get something on your shoes! It's next to impossible to get off and the smell is even worse.
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Posted on Wed, Mar 12 2008 @ 6:35 AM [CST]
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With all the cash I am just raking in I find it hard just to count my money..In fact, I hired a Messican to do it for me..Uno Dollares, Dos Dollares, Tres Dollares...Why expend the effort since I'm living high on the hog..Hell, I am happier than a wino with a case of wine..Hell, I even got turned down to pilot the Space Shuttle because they said I was "Overqualified"..I mean seriously, I wipe with 100 dollar bills because thats nothing for a trucker..I not only rescued some kids from a burning building but I put the fire out just to show the fire department how its done..VM-out!!
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VM on Thu, Mar 13 2008 @ 6:21 AM [CST]
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VM on Thu, Mar 13 2008 @ 6:21 AM [CST]
Uno,Dos,Tres,aren't they identical triplets born in 69,70 and 71? That money I won in the lottery I kept some because I was out of tp!
Comment By:
Roadhzrd on Thu, Mar 13 2008 @ 6:48 AM [CST]
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Roadhzrd on Thu, Mar 13 2008 @ 6:48 AM [CST]
Whew. How can I top all that? Here I am an honest lawabiding truck driver and I never get the chances that VM and Roadhzrd to be superman. You guys are my heroes.
Comment By:
lenutt on Sat, Mar 15 2008 @ 8:04 PM [CST]
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lenutt on Sat, Mar 15 2008 @ 8:04 PM [CST]
What can I say. I'm so good I amaze myself.
Comment By:
Roadhzrd on Sat, Mar 15 2008 @ 9:25 PM [CST]
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Roadhzrd on Sat, Mar 15 2008 @ 9:25 PM [CST]
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Truckin Tedybehr on Wed, Mar 12 2008 @ 9:03 PM [CST]