Just trucking along

I know truck drivers never spread any BS out here so I figured what the heck. Somebody has to do it! This is new to me as well so I'm not sure where I should start. Maybe I could talk about the millions of dollars I made last year driving a company truck or how I won driver of the year for the 10th year in a row. I suppose I could talk about the new sports car the company gave me for doing such a great job. (Anybody beginning to smell a strange odor yet?) Well how about the kids I rescued from a burning bus by myself. There was also a cat I got out of a tree for a little old lady and then helped her across the street.
If anybody believes any of this, let me know because have I got a deal for you on some ocean front property. I'll even throw in a bridge for good measure. All for 3 easy payments of $19.95. Sorry no checks please.
This BS stuff ain't so hard to do. I'm surprised nobody else does it!! After all this thinking I'll need to take a nap. This one brain cell of mine is getting over worked. If anybody thinks of other great things I have done in my lifetime, be sure to let me know. It's hard to keep track of everything. And be very careful where you step around here. Hate to see you get something on your shoes! It's next to impossible to get off and the smell is even worse.

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