Politically correct III

Finally the long awaited sequel to the PC (politically correct) series.

My heart goes out to those mistreated car drivers. Why they might have to pay $50-60 to fill up their cars once a week or so. That is an awful shame because these poor people only drive 55-60 mph while those dreadful trucks cruise at very high speeds. You know that it doesn't cost very much to fill a truck not like those cars.

Hey, how about the presidential races? Doesn't Barack Obama just make you feel so warm and cuddly? Here he is coming out with all those domestic and foreign policies that are clear cut and precise. You just know that he will understand everything immediately and act decisively and powerfully on just everything. He understands that Europe, Asia, South America, and Africa know how to run our country better than we do. I guess he is going to appoint an international cabinet, you know a French citizen as Secretary of State, the president of Zimbabwe as the Secretary of Defense and the president of Iran as our chief negotiator, etc.
I just can't understand why no one would vote for him. He and his wife are properly ashamed of this country and have never been proud of being a citizen of America until recently so who could better understand the proper place of America in the world than Obama? And of course he is going to have to raise taxes to take care of all those poor, downtrodden and mistreated illegals that have flocked to this country so they can be American citizens and own a home (this is the way they are going to take care of all these repossessed homes, didn't you know?). We, who vote as independents, must vote to get this upstanding, proud American citizen into office and (shudder) get rid of all those greedy, grasping, money grubbing Republicans. You know that the Democrats would never lower themselves to the level of Republicans. They would NEVER take money from lobbyists, raise taxes unnecessarily, coddle illegals , play partisan politics or attempt to be pigs and tack pork projects onto any bill.

Truck driving is so much fun lately. I am making a fortune and enjoying this life so very, very much. What, you aren't? My gosh the DOT is giving us so many breaks, the politicians are trying to make it so much easier on us, and the people that belong to the various lobbying groups like C.R.A.S.H. and P.A.T.T. are making life so enjoyable.

Oh, well you just can't make some people happy, can you? Truck drivers just love to complain about everything. Here they have it better than they have ever had in their lives and they just want to complain about it. Everyone is working so hard to help us in our jobs and try to help keep us from causing all these accidents we are having, because you know that the cars would never, ever cause an accident.

Vaya con Dios, mis amigos. Hasta Luego

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