Too Dumb to Retire
An Old Fart Rants and Raves

Loopie Larry


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There are many of life’s mysteries that I’m sure I’ll never find the answers to, but here’s one someone may have an answer for.

Driving around the country in late June and Early July, it seems there is an abundance of firecracker stores and mobile trailers on every available vacant lot. And every one of them will give you one free if you buy one. Wouldn’t it be simpler to cut the price in half of each one in the first place? Is the public that gullible that they don’t realize if they spend $20 for 10 firecrackers and get 10 free they’d get the same value if they bought 20 for $20? Maybe that’s why these wonderful firecracker emporiums have such creative names as “Crazy Charlie’s”. “Loonie Lorn”, “Silly Sam”, “Dopie Donald”. I guess there’s no end to the creativity of these entrepreneurial geniuses.
The one I remember best is “Joker Joe’s”. This one is a truck stop at Exit 8 on I-95 in South Carolina. The present one had to be rebuilt when the original one blew up about a dozen years ago. Folks in the area still talk about the best fireworks display they’d ever seen.

Enjoy the day

Geezer

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God I am jealous at people that can have "Real Fireworks" on the fourth of July. I was so mesmerized driving OTR seeing a store the size of WalGreens selling fireworks I thought I died and gone to Pyro-heaven. Safe and sane to me means Safe and Lame. Give me Unsafe and Insane anyday. The government likes to protect me from myself I guess. Lets just say I used to have the fire marshall come down my street every Fourth of July. Vm-out!

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Vaqueromuerto on Mon, Jul 10 2006 @ 4:09 AM [EST]
Hadn't heard from you for a while. Hope all is well. I'll be off for about 3 weeks of R&R. I might take the laptop with me, who knows I might find something interesting to spout of about. Enjoy the day

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Geezer on Mon, Jul 10 2006 @ 10:22 AM [EST]

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